Game Show Contestant Prints

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Asks a lot of questions" Venn Diagram

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

Can't Touch This

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Bob Monkhouse

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Vannamania

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Give it a whirl!"

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).