Quiz Show Contestant Prints

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

'Please join us.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

And that's why I'm still single!

Universe Challenge

"No conifering, please."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

"I'm sorry, 'Because I said so' is not an acceptable answer."

"Angry or Hangry?