Future Game Show Contestant Prints

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be on TV...and people are gonna say...how smart can you get?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Can't Touch This

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

E=Emcee Squared

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Bob Monkhouse

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

"Give it a whirl!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'