Game Protector Pillows

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Pointing.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Art Theft

Humpty the Game Warden

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Ground Game!

The Perils of Hunting

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife