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"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Light Bulb Moment

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Marco ..."

Gamers

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Table tennis.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Internet Cafe.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

'It must be the plague!'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Coconut shy...

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Over-qualified?

'Tuna's here John.'

"Tag, you're it!"