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Table Football Hooligans.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"The knights of the round accent table"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Some card-game puns

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"They grow up so slow."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Party games.

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'