Game Night Relaxer Gifts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ahhh... close enough."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

9-5, 5-9

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Biliard Enthusiast

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Jenga!!!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"