Game Day Survivor T-Shirts

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream "FUMBLE!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.