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'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

American Football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Men can show their emotions!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'