Game Day Graduates Pillows

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Bowled over again!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Doctor surrounded by notes.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Football supporters.

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"You idiots … we lost!"