Game Day Graduates T-Shirts

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

Doctor surrounded by notes.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"