Gambling Philosopher T-Shirts

Celebrate the thrill of thought and risk with our gambling philosopher T-shirts. Perfect for anyone who enjoys pondering life's uncertainties with a humorous twist.

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"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?" mockup

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

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'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

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Dogs and their thoughts

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Little league world series of poker. mockup

Little league world series of poker.

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas." mockup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand." mockup

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.' mockup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

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-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg! mockup

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

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"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!" mockup

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

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'I don't like to take chances.'

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money." mockup

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

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The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests. mockup

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

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Dog in casino.

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"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days." mockup

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

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"Stag poker"

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"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game." mockup

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

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'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.' mockup

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

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Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.' mockup

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

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Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man. mockup

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

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'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!' mockup

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

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"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up." mockup

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

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Slug roulette

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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.' mockup

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

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The Epsom Derby - Bookies

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'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?' mockup

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

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Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker, mockup

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

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'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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Playing cards.

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'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.' mockup

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!' mockup

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

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Gambling Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Gambling Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection to find the perfect gambling philosopher-themed cup that sparks their day with clever wit and wisdom.

Gambling Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillows with witty and thoughtful designs—ideal for cozying up and contemplating life's big questions with a humorous twist.

Gambling Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that blend philosophy and humor, making a striking addition to any space and a perfect gift for the gambling philosopher in your life.