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Cheating Death

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Playing cards.

"Botox."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Solitaire card shark.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Doctor's poker.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...