Poker Philosopher Prints

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

Cheating Death

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Peel poker.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Botox."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Sailor's Poker.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Solitaire card shark.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Doctor's poker.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."