Gambler's Ally Gifts

'I'll bet we can help you.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Runner going through hurdles.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"Have you been scratching this?"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Solitaire card shark.

Unnatural Selection.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"What do you recommend today?"

Gambling on office building construction

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

Monkey casino study.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."