Gallows Humor Fan T-Shirts

Dress them in humor that’s a little offbeat. Our gallows humor-inspired t-shirts combine wit and style, making them perfect for those who love a cheeky, clever statement piece.

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"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here. mockup

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

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"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing." mockup

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

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"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal." mockup

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

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Firing squad waits as man smokes a last cigarette in 'Designated smoking area.'

Firing squad waits as man smokes a last cigarette in 'Designated smoking area.' mockup

Firing squad waits as man smokes a last cigarette in 'Designated smoking area.'

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End of the World

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"I think it's about time we cancelled the reunions."

"I think it's about time we cancelled the reunions." mockup

"I think it's about time we cancelled the reunions."

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"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?" mockup

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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"Give it to me straight, doc. . . can I still - eat, drink and be merry?"

"Give it to me straight, doc. . . can I still - eat, drink and be merry?" mockup

"Give it to me straight, doc. . . can I still - eat, drink and be merry?"

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'You're overdue for your checkup.' mockup

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

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'You'll be wanting number 26 - he's not been well...'

'You'll be wanting number 26 - he's not been well...' mockup

'You'll be wanting number 26 - he's not been well...'

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'Can I go before you?'

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'Your first time, eh? Think you can hack it?'

'Your first time, eh? Think you can hack it?' mockup

'Your first time, eh? Think you can hack it?'

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'If you want to keep slim, you've come to the right place!'

'If you want to keep slim, you've come to the right place!' mockup

'If you want to keep slim, you've come to the right place!'

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Tradesmand's Entrance.

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'Hurry up, they're coming in already.' mockup

'Hurry up, they're coming in already.'

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'Oops. Little help?'

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'Well, Bobby always had a strange kind of humour...'

'Well, Bobby always had a strange kind of humour...' mockup

'Well, Bobby always had a strange kind of humour...'

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Funeral Directors playing ping-pong on a coffin.

Funeral Directors playing ping-pong on a coffin. mockup

Funeral Directors playing ping-pong on a coffin.

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The Oldest People Alive

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"At least our cholesterol is down." mockup

"At least our cholesterol is down."

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"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy."

"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy." mockup

"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy."

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"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of." mockup

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

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"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost." mockup

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

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“Hurry up, it’s going to rain.”

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"She’ll make a much better grandmother than she was a mother."

"She’ll make a much better grandmother than she was a mother." mockup

"She’ll make a much better grandmother than she was a mother."

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"We have a favor to ask."

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"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

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He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God. mockup

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

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"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated." mockup

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

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'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!' mockup

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

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"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

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"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!" mockup

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

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