Gallery Glider Gifts

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Man sneezes and blows petals off flower painting.

Culture Saturday

"Mr. Right!"

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

bird interprets modern art

Ice skater

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Misunderstood artist

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"That must be the artist over there."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

The sunglasses.

The perfectionist.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Who are you?

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'