Chair Glider Gifts

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Snowboarding downhill.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Reserved Parking

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Armchair Dancing

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Sitting down

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Uprooted

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

False alarm; chair salesman

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

Skating.

"They're so realistic."

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

On the Ice.

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

Grapes

Mr. Punch in Venice