Chair Glider Mugs

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Snowboarding downhill.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Armchair Dancing

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Sitting down

Uprooted

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Skating.

False alarm; chair salesman

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

On the Ice.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Seven spins! You lose again.'

Ballet Shoes