Ice-rink Glider Mugs

Skating.

Lemniskate

Ice skater

Ice Skater

Snowboarding downhill.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Man Skating With Dog.

Ice skating

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Ice Fishing

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'Torville and Cow'.

"They're so realistic."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'There must be more to life than this.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"I love making a glide in..."

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Canadian Hockey

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'