Sky Glider Mugs

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Lemniskate

A private jet takes off

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Crop duster wanted.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Falling

Back to School

'Don't give up the day job...'

A clowns parachute.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"It was on my Bucket List."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'No hitchhikers!'

Bad luck

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

Caught on a Cloud

"They're so realistic."

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

"I'm afraid you bought that parachute for nothing. The captain won't allow you to jump into the Grand Canyon as we fly over it."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"Matisse now, Pollock later."