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Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

I painted them all from memory.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

I love Museum Shops

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.