Artist's Friend T-Shirts

A Friend in Need.

"Mother! Have you seem my reds? My yellows? My, for god's sake, my blues??"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Projectile painting.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Arabian Nights.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Pavement Art.

Junk Art

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

'Sit!'

King George IV

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"