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Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'Projectile painting.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Gustav Holst

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Who are you?

A Friend in Need.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Arabian Nights.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Pavement Art.

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

'Sit!'