Artist's Friend Mugs

A Friend in Need.

"Mother! Have you seem my reds? My yellows? My, for god's sake, my blues??"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Projectile painting.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Arabian Nights.

'My right brain isn't working.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Pavement Art.

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

'Sit!'

Junk Art

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."