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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Robot surgery.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"