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Sugar Machine

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Robot surgery.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.