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"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."