Gadget-loving Dog Moms And Dads Pillows

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Something to do with algorithms."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Cat computer game.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Functional pets

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

Sniffchat

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'