Gadget Jockey Prints

The Computer Bore

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Gamers

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Game Addiction

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Consoles.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

The gaming world.

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.