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21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

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Drive-thru Church

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

End of world nigh!!!

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Consumer care and technologies

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"You won't believe it, babe. This guy on tech support actually seems to give a s**t."