Gadget Fumbler Pillows

The Final Chapter.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Medical Supplies

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Have you been eating right?'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

Alien Computers.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'I'm afraid that smartphone is designed for people who are much cooler than you.'

'I've...invented...the...strobe...light.'

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

An elevator has a gas gauge.

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

Easy TV Repair

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'