Futuristic Viticulturist Pillows

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Robotic Man

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Nouveau wine

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Hydroponic Gardening

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'