Future Wine Visionary Pillows

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

In the Guru District

The Vineyard

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Portfolio, 2011

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

DACA

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Nouveau wine

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'