Future Wine Visionary Pillows

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

In the Guru District

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

DACA

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Nouveau wine

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"