Future Vocalist Gifts

Shouting

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Violin Practise

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Violin Player

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Guitar.

The Ox Factor

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'