Future Vocalist Pillows

Shouting

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Violin Practise

Violin Player

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Guitar.

The Ox Factor

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"