Future Valedictorian Prints

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

Where's The Prize?

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

Beginning of the school year

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

"I'm experiencing student burnout."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Google car."

Yearbook

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Imagination

"He's my school project for science class."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Good Luck with your finals.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor