Virtual Valedictorian Prints

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

The Ivies

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Zumma Cum Laude

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

Negative Interest Meeting

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Remote work

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

Beginning of the school year

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

Gracebook.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Where's The Prize?

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."