Virtual Valedictorian Mugs

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

The Ivies

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Zumma Cum Laude

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

Negative Interest Meeting

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Remote work

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Beginning of the school year

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Where's The Prize?

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'First webinar?'

'Your office may be virtual, but unfortunately, those doughnuts aren't.'