Future Graduates Prints

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Meet the author

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Day one, post grad

Good Luck with your finals.

'Does my head look big in this?'