Future Graduates Pillows

Just go play on whichever one you like. I'm sure the choice won't affect your college applications.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

Good Luck with your finals.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Day one, post grad

Meet the author

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Summa cum latte.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Hear me, Graduates!

GLAD-YOU-ATION