Future Valedictorian Pillows

Where's The Prize?

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

Beginning of the school year

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

"I'm experiencing student burnout."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Yearbook

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Imagination

"He's my school project for science class."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Good Luck with your finals.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"