
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
Occu-Pie Mars
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"We've made great progress!"
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
'Teenagers!'
Alien David statue
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."
Outer Space Outsourcing
"Look what I found, dad!"
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
"Houston, we have a problem."
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
'But what is the universe for?'
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
High-gravity baseball
"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"
'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
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