Future-seeking Fun T-Shirts

'I'm searching for a hotspot.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Totalitarian Humour

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'

'How much do you weigh?'

"!@#$*% Climate Change."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

When Man Conquers the Universe

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"Do you see a time in the future when I'm less gullible?"

The undecided department

Virtual Reality Walkies

'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."