Future-seeking Fun Pillows

'I'm searching for a hotspot.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Totalitarian Humour

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

You will go on a trip.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

"Take me to your toilet..!"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'

"!@#$*% Climate Change."

'How much do you weigh?'

"Do you see a time in the future when I'm less gullible?"

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

When Man Conquers the Universe

The undecided department

Democrats in the Year 2525

"In 1,000 years you'll find me very attractive."

I have a great self-help book to lend you, Al

Virtual Reality Walkies

'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'