"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."
Future-security Dreamer Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a future-security dreamer? Our collection combines humor and inspiration, ideal for those who envision a brighter, more secure tomorrow through their creative pursuits. Celebrate their dreams with fun, thoughtful items that inspire innovative thinking and optimistic futures.
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
The fate of the emigrant
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
Barcode Dreams
'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'
Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...
City Windfarms.
'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'
Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station
"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'
'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.
A word from James Cameron. . .
"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"
"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."
John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues
"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
Turing Test Today
Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window
"Gas, is it the future?"
Desert Planet
Patents office
"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'
"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."
"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."
"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."
Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.
Future-security Dreamer Gifts Collection
Future-security Dreamer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find playful and inspiring designs for future-security dreamers, perfect for starting each day with optimism.
Future-security Dreamer Pillows
Check out our pillows featuring motivational designs that inspire comfort and confidence in future-security dreamers.
Future-security Dreamer Prints
Browse our prints collection to find inspiring artwork that reflects the hopeful visions of future-security dreamers.
Future-security Dreamer T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that celebrate creativity and future ambitions, ideal for outwardly expressing the dreamer's visionary spirit.