Future Royalty Gifts

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

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"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The Personal ATM

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'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'