Future Monet Gifts

Young British Artists.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Lemonade Inc.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Kid doing cave paintings

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'You could do that.' I did

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I love your work!"

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Futuristic Teenagers.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

New Year 2020