Future Rembrandt Pillows

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Just call me Picasso!

Totalitarian Humour

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Professor Tulp meets his match

A Space Walk

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Ill next Thursday

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Nostradamus.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

GM Kebabs

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Energy Firm Conference

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'