Future Relaxers Prints

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"What's wrong?"

"First break since 1996!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Lazy dog.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

His entire life was about balance.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

Speakers on holiday.

Legalization of marijuana

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."